Frustrated Inventor Builds Car Doubling As Steel Sleeping Cell To Combat Unaffordable Housing Market

New York, NY- It’s been a hard road. Then again, it’s about to get harder. One scientist In Wentworth, Kentucky has designed a vehicle that can double as a crime-proof sleeping quarter, in an effort to support the middle-class in what has become an increasingly unscrupulous life for middle-income families in the U.S.

It comes complete with retractable seat-turned-bed, built-in coffee-maker, and extra storage space for personal effects. 

“I got the idea from a Batman movie, where Bruce Wayne covers the entire Batmobile in some sort of impenetrable Steel. I said to myself, What if I could create something like that for the common man? So thye might have to trade a mortgage with their bank for me – they ain’t holdin’ on to their homes much longer anyway! Better to get in on the “ground floor”. Hahahahaha!”

Sadly, this article rains all too true for common, decent folk just trying to make ends meet. Won’t you donate to the International Save the Billionaires’ Fund today? Thank you.