Friends of Avid Beatles Fan Certain Dying Cat Noise Just Yoko Ono B-Side On Stereo

NEW YORK, NY- Friends of a local Beatles fan and avid record collector were concerned to hear screams resembling those of a dying feline during a visit to his apartment last week, sources say.

Brent Finds is a 37-year old, single, avid deep-cut music collector and coffee house DJ living in Bushwick, Brooklyn. Being an especially enamored one to that of the Beatles’ revolutionary catalogue, including lesser known titles that were, “just too hip for the mainstream”.

“Apparently, thirty-seven seconds of high-pitched, tone-deaf cackling still does predicate some cause for concern”, said one of the attendees, still in shock from the encounter. “I’m surprised nobody’s called the cops just from the sheer assault on your ears.”

“It’s just something their feeble minds can’t comprehend.”, Finds later states.

Sadly, guests were horrified to find out his feline companion was indeed in dismay; it’s paw had gotten stuck in an active toaster and it struggled to free itself. Those screams were of course muffled out by the soulful shrieks of Ono’s performance, on the lesser-known but “equally more powerfully written” Beatles’ deep cuts such ass, “You Wouldn’t Understand” & “All The Wrong Reasons”.