Putin Test Bombs New Jersey To See If Anybody Cares

Newark, NJ- In his most recent turn of escalating encroachment, Russian President Vladamir Putin has dropped a “test nuke” in the United States, strictly covering territory within the borders of the State of New Jersey.

Though this is technically seen as an Act of War according to Geneva Convention, several prominent U.S. officials are applauding the move as “a long time coming anyway”

“Hey, every once in a while the arm pit of America needs a scrub down. We welcome any free advancement of our construction projects by the Russian government.”

The response came as slightly confusing to both Russian and U.N. representatives. Nevertheless, “If you wanted to hit say, Florida on your way out- we would not be opposed.”

Florida Man declined to comment.