U.N. Promises To Promise Some Form of Intervention In Ukraine At Some Point

New York, NY- In an incredibly turn of events the United Nations have agreed to decide to promise – that it will then promise, some form of possible intervention some time at some point in the near future regarding the unfathomable atrocities in Ukraine.

 “We promise to look more deeply into what may or may not be the invasion Ukraine by Vladamir Putin and the Russian nation.” Says one U.N member nation. “At this point it’s still too early to tell.”

Russia has been ceaselessly bombing regions across the Ukraine since its initial invasion in February, displacing millions of Ukrainians in the process. There are countless videos online, personal accounts, and consistent news segments. Yet, despite all the damning evidence to the contrary, the United Nations still “just isn’t sure” what’s a “deep fake” anymore and what isn’t, and don’t want to just “rush in” to aid a small nation clearly being slaughtered by a larger aggressor.

The U.N. has been particularly eyeing the growing relationship between Russia and China as of late as well. The U.S. and U.N. are clearly trying to avoid additional conflict- have you checked our national debt to China lately!? “War World III may be our only option”, says one U.S. General who chose to remain anonymous, “It’s always good for the economy and big business! The college bubble is collapsing- send your kids off to war!”