Best Bro Develops First Organic Vegan Gluten-Free Seltzer IPA in 5-Roomate Brooklyn Studio Apartment

BROOKLYN, NY- “DUDE, Dude, Dude- you’ve GOT to check out the latest. It’s this brain child brew I’ve been working on on the down low for a little bit. Didn’t want to give any surprises away too early!”, says Jimmy Verner, your best college bud and now distinguished life long frat bro. 

He’d been working on this batch for quite some time. Despite the fact that he is one of five roommates in one-bedroom Brooklyn studio apartment makes it all the more impressive. “Yeah we get access to the roof sometimes. Sometimes the basement. It’s never for long though- kind of like a roving meth lab.”

Even in the face of such adversity, his city scrappiness allowed him to scrounge together two old washing machine drums and rusted parts from an abandoned embalming facility next door to put together their latest brewery. “The fact that no one’s gotten a yeast infection yet is incredible.”

GOTCHA Organic Seltzer IPA is said to hit shelves later this year and have a 5.8 billion dollar potential market cap.