Friend Who Lives In Boat Thinks You're One Mortgage Refinance Away From Total Freedom

BELLOXI, MS- He’s been your best friend for years, the devil’s advocate. But recently, Belloxi native Paul Anderson has really been pushing some borderline crazy ideas. 

“Look, you know things are rough and just plain stupid as it is, and with the economy continuing to tank further.” He says, “These banks don’t care about us. Refinance and ghost ‘em; they recoup losses every year through the government anyway!”

Despite not being able to cite any actual references, Mr. Anderson remained confident that the way out the system was just to play their game, until you could pull the rug out from under them. What he might have failed to mention initially was that in his world, it were optimal if you could leave the wife and kids landlocked as well.