Harvey Weinstein Sentenced To Solitary Confinement With Louis C.K.

NEW YORK, NY- In the latest brink of developments, disgraced film mogul and self-described “poon aficionado” Harvey Weinstein has been handed down his sentence by the New York Court of Appeals.

Despite all claims by the defense in support of more humane treatment, Weinstein has been forced to endure a punishment deemed similar in nature to, but to equally if not moreso disreputable to even his own; dis-robed solitary confinement with fellow disgraced pervert and and entertainment industry titan Louis C.K.. 

“We saw it as a fitting response. What perfect timing,” says Judge Napolitano of New York City. '“You get irony sometimes in acses like these- but when it’s this wet!? How could the justice system NOT take it?”

A combined 37,000 victims have come forward with accusations between the two Hollywood-established predators, some amazed by the sheer number of cases citing, “This is probably secretly the most active either of them have ever been in their entire lives.”