Wendy Williams Still Offering Life Advice, Apparently

NEW YORK, NY- After two failed marriages, countless over-the-top feuds with celebrities, and just plain not having any lack of moral fiber, nationally syndicated talk show host Wendy Williams still commands her own unique and uncanny knack for shamelessly being able to offer others life advice on things she’ll never have to endure.

“It’s been over a year since the whole affair ordeal and scandal,” an unnamed aide conveyed quietly under their breath. “Bobby’s still in the house. Things seemed like they were going to change for a while, but earthly comforts started to settle in again, on both sides.” 

“And though her trademarked style of inane garble has helped skyrocket Williams’ ratings to that of nearly unmatched proportions, it will still always be in the kind of way that makes you want to punch a child,” an anonymous producer on set states. “At what point when you have enough money do you start to care about reputation?”

Hey look, do we all have problems? Of course. Is nobody perfect? Definitely. But there’s a difference between looking in the mirror or reflecting some random glass object off it trying to get one of those cool Dark Side of the Moon effects but really you just blind yourself and everybody in the room.

It’s not like there isn’t a world of incredible content to cover out there, of any and every fashion imaginable. Sometimes an executive producer living in the Upper West Side needs to pander to lowest forms of life and gossip just to keep up the lifestyle.