Smashing Pumpkins Record Groundbreaking First Song Post-Billy Corgan Nasal Drip Surgery

PITTSBURGH, PA- Music critics and fans everywhere are going insane as longtime 90’s grunge and alt-rock legends Smashing Pumpkins have released their first ever recording since lead singer Billy Corgan’s post-nasal drip surgery in London.

“This is the band like they’ve never been heard before. Truly incredible, some would say they’re tolerable now,” a Sumerian Records exec shared.

Longtime lead singer and songwriter Billy Corgan has always been known to wear his heart on his sleeve, even if that sleeve is the corduroy, shrieking anatomy of a tortured suburban white kid unsurpassed by that of any other artist of his generation. The band had been working on new music for quite some time, before Corgan began experimenting with his cats and dogs, who had howled their way into his bedroom sessions.

Nevertheless, fans are celebrating the unintended side-effects of the recent nasal surgery. “I don’t think Billy even noticed it himself at first, “said longtime guitarist James Iha. “But we actually sound…good!”

“Clothespins are sort of like capos for your nose. They help you get to a place you couldn’t have otherwise gotten to before,” says Billy, alone at his home. “Just because its gone today doesn’t mean it won’t come back tomorrow. I hope fans will listen to and appreciate this… current embellishment of our sound as another part of our wild journey. Hail Erotica.“