Ex-Chihuaha Latest Victim To Come Forward in Marilyn Manson Sex Scandal Allegations

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LOS ANGELES, CA- In the most recent tumultuous turn of developments for the now-infamous shock-rock singer, Marilyn Manson’s ex-pet Chihuahua has now come forward with new sexual abuse allegations.

The six-year old short-hair was most famously owned during the Antichrist Superstar’s early touring days, quoted as saying, “You don’t want to know what I witnessed and sadly got dragged into being a part of in some of those early days.” It sorrowfully alluded to heinous events at an L.A. Courtroom, horror stories involving other animals, orifices, and not nearly enough lube to make any of it enjoyable.

Manson’s ex-pet Chihuahua’s testimony is delivered on the back of several of women who have come forward recently to accuse the singer of deplorable acts he committed throughout his past relationships, including toward young and impressionable women.

You’d think with all that grooming experience, he’d have treated his animals to more pedicures, or at least extended a little care to his own appearance. Could be a deliberate image thing.

His lawyers have yet to comment.

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